How do you properly prepare for the first meeting after a breakup? I don’t know about you, but the words “Hi, how are you?” are certain to roll off my …
“If the pasta I had for lunch came up it might bring with it all the words I never said to him from last year…”
It was a jeans and a nice top kind of night. I found myself drinking with friends… and him. The ex-something? Ex-everything? Anyway, I was far from ecstatic about the …
“‘Hello’ wasn’t an option here, I was half-way through a packet of cheesy doritos and sporting a Miss Trunchbull style bun…”
When you see the guy who crushed your heart when you’re out in public, you can do one of two things – Say “hello” calmly and maturely, or do what …
“Ignore her and Love Island, he IS your boyfriend!”
Modern dating is like a skyscraper where elevators don’t exist. Each floor is another level, but we rarely make it to the top because we’re bloody exhausted from trying to …
“Ever been in a physical love triangle with an ex-boyfriend and your new boyfriend who didn’t know he was your boyfriend yet?”
I was in my usual Saturday night spot, feeling great, single and free as a bird. Walking through the smoking area, I saw the guy I fancied. Cue 80s lovesong …
“By the third tin of processed peas I was ready to chuck one at my own head as he became more and more flirtatious with my mother…”
My mum is always on the hunt for the man of my dreams. I don’t really know why, grandchildren or something I guess? Or she is sick to death of …
