Ever found yourself weak for The Serial Snapper? Trust me, you know this guy – You snap every few months but never have the yellow heart, his SnapScore is about 3 million, he really isn’t arsed about your day, has no intention to meet up with you, suddenly gets very interested in you around 3am, […]
Ah, the broken heart. We’ve all been through it, and no matter how many new outfits you try to mask it with, no matter how many times your friends tell you he’s not worth your energy, no matter how many times you think and rethink the end – A broken heart is a broken heart. […]
There are a number of embarrassing dating moves I have taken in my lifetime. About 64,873 to be exact. Now, I could keep you here all day with these, but imma ease you in gently. Well, kinda. One of these being the time I was level 100 pink gin drunk and though it would be […]
Somewhere behind the faux fur coats and 40 hats I’ve never worn, there’s a jumpsuit sitting in my wardrobe that shall stay there. It may be three sizes too small for me now and only cost me about 7 quid on the reduced rail in Penneys at the time, but it’s a symbol – A […]
Make the first move. If you were looking for a sign, keep on reading because this is the post for you! As we know, long gone are the days where it’s the norm for the guy to make the first move. THANK GOD. Can you imagine waiting for that now? These men text us for […]
Mr. Emotionally Unavailable. He’s everywhere. He’s that guy you’ve romanticised since you were 18, the fuckboy you Netflix and Chilled with a couple of times, that guy who swept you off your feet before the relationship went tumbling down a flight of stairs, and maybe even that guy you’re meeting for nachos on Saturday. And […]
Why oh why must alcohol heighten every emotion we have ever had??? And by alcohol, I mean pink gin. At what point does a cute pastel-toned shot, a little drop of lemonade, some fresh raspberries and a stirrer turn into: “WELL IF YOU HAD REPLIED TO MY GROUP SNAP ON OCTOBER 16TH 2017, MAYBE WE […]
I’m watching fairy lights twinkle along my bedroom shelf as I stare at a black laptop screen. Glass of wine in one hand, phone in the other, the room is quickly filling with the scent of my Love Letters candle. Love letters… the closest to these being the old keepsakes in a tin under my bed […]
“Give me a text when you’re home” he said before leaning in to give me a kiss on the cheek. Oh no, here we were again… hope. I knew this could go one of two ways – I would be texting him when I got home, or I would be lost under the weight of […]
The only thing scarier than accidentally typing to your ex on Snapchat is your Mum attempting to zoom on Instagram. These both tie into one big fear… creeping. I remember my Dad once said: “How is it creeping? Isn’t this what social media is for? Why do people post if they don’t want people to […]
Perhaps at times I say too much, I tend to be sensitive and a “Let’s talk this through” person. To put it quite simply, I’m a closure gal. I don’t enjoy leaving things hanging in the air, but when you’re dating in your twenties in 2020, there tends to be lots of things left hanging […]
I was caught deep in an awful idea, I had a free house and a current beau was on his way over. Needless to say, it wasn’t for an aul chat and cappuccino. Also, needless to say, when I say ‘beau’ I actually mean we had been texting on and off for a while, there […]
Nothing ruins your day quite like seeing the one name you don’t want at the start of someone’s Instagram likes. Wait, hang on, losing the yellow heart on Snapchat is pretty crap too. Oh, and him not reacting to the comment you tagged him in. Morto on my life. I have touched on this topic […]
Are we or aren’t we? What level are we on? Should I delete Tinder? Ohhh, the situationship. Modern dating hell as we know it. The only things worse than comprehending the situationship are a) Coleslaw and B) Moving on from the situationship. I mean, I really hate coleslaw, but damn that guy I was texting […]
Ah, the Pandemic of 2020. Yes, granted you may wonder how I can find links to dating with that topic, but the thing is, I have. I don’t know about you guys, but the number of relationships I’ve seen crumble during lockdown is frightening, made even worse by many girls saying the same thing: “I […]
Evening was drawing in, silence driving me up the wall. I was eye-rolling my way into a deep pit of frustration as I discussed his lack of contact with one of the girls. He was quite content to stroll in and out of my texts when suited, and I wish I could say I wasn’t […]
