• Lifestyle

    How To Cope With Stress

    As this has been the most stressful year of my life so far (apart from the year I got told my Hogwarts letter was fake obvs), I think it is important to share my ways of coping with stress (and I was in the mood to write a blog). Yes, there are many worries in my life this year…What do I want to study in college? Where do I want to go to college? Did I remember to pluck my eyebrows before leaving the house? etc, etc. However, I do like staying calm about my school work. When people ask me ‘Did you study for this test?’, Well why does…

  • Humour

    I Hate 6th Year.

    After a long and amazing summer of eating and sleeping 24/7, I have been hit hard by the reality that is dun dun duuun…6TH YEAR! Not only did I spend about half an hour looking for my tie on the first day back, I also realised that I look extremely manly when I don’t have makeup on? No one thought to let me know that then no? Like seriously if I was trying to scare off any stalkers (not that I am because the only thing attracted to me lately is wasps) I could easily be like ‘Meet me after school’. They would run a mile the second they realise…

  • Humour

    Reasons Why Girls Annoy Me Sometimes

    Yes, I am very much aware that I am a girl, however, that does not mean the rest of them don’t annoy me! I really do prefer men even though I always say ‘I hate men’. I don’t really, I’m just a bit dramatic! First of all I just have to talk about something that really gets to me. THE HUGE EYEBROW TREND. Why, just why? Are they supposed to look natural? I just don’t get it, I think its pretty frightening!  My eyebrows are naturally big and after years of people being like ‘You have really big eyebrows’ I finally get them all nicely shaped and stuff and then…

  • Humour

    If I Had a World Of My Own, Everything Would Be Nonsense :)

    As a 17 year old girl looking around my room, I immediately notice my Flounder teddy, Princess figurines and Bambi hoody that I am currently wearing. Yes, you may say that I am obsessed with Disney and a little immature, but without it, where would we be? Not only did it give me great hope for friendship as Snow White was super popular and suddenly gained like 7 friends within a day but it also made people realise how unlikely relationships can easily form, I mean look at Ariel, she was friends with a fish? No matter how cheesy it may sound, I am still waiting for that day where…

  • Humour

    I Hate People. #TownProblems

    According to Wikipedia, the population of the World today is 7.1 Billion. I can honestly say about 98% of this number annoy me. There are many reasons for this, mainly because I’m over dramatic and complain too much, but I shall continue to rant about these little things anyway. Firstly, why do women feel the need to bring prams into Penney’s and River Island? (especially during sales) Look lady if you want to enjoy the sale like everybody else then remove your little darling from the pram and carry it instead of causing traffic jams while I’m bargain hunting. The worst part about it is the women who give you…

  • Lifestyle

    My Favourite Thing In The World

    Aside from the obvious things like clothes, Ed Sheeran etc, my favourite thing in the world is tea. Yes, I know this may not come as a big surprise because I am rarely seen without a cup in my hand and do beg people to make it for me up to 100 times a day. However, this does occasionally fail (all the time) and I end up having to make it for myself. People can be so lazy and inconsiderate sometimes. I would just like to take this opportunity to explain the reason behind my love of tea. Not only is it something to make to pass the time when…

  • Humour

    Is Beach Life Really For Everyone?

    So a few days ago I was sitting on the beach surrounded by my embarrassing parents and swarms of hyper demon children and it hit me how much I really would not like to live by the sea. Sure its nice to go to the beach when we are blessed with nice weather and I do enjoy it occasionally, but I don’t get the big deal like some people do, I mean if I lived by a beach I suppose its good in some ways because I could pass boring evenings by removing the excess sand from my bikini top and in between my toes which has built up during…

  • Humour

    The Mystery That Is Boykind

    As I watch my brother irritate me unnecessarily each passing day of my life I often wonder what God was busy doing when Satan decided to swoop in and throw simple minded, yet very appealing creatures onto the earth to join us lovely females. Of course some of them are fine (Jack Dawson and Peter Pan) but in general they are pretty confusing. Firstly, what annoys me is that when you say the words ‘I kinda like you’ to a boy they seem to hear the words ‘Hi how would you like to take out a mortgage and father my children?’ and freak out about too much commitment! Like chill…

  • Humour

    Things That Annoy Me

    I admit that I am easily annoyed but as I am bored at home for the summer all of these things are starting to become more and more noticeable. There are little things in life that make me ask ‘WHY UNIVERSE?WHY??’ Okay…so maybe that was a little bit over the top but you know what I mean! It seems that the worst pains in life that can be experienced are happening to me on a daily basis, is this because of bad karma? Or am I just a disaster magnet? Obviously, I don’t mean I’m going through childbirth everyday or anything, I just mean that every two minutes it seems…

  • Lifestyle

    Yaaay I’m here!

    Ok, so I know absolutely nothing about blogs, or computers really! I get easily frustrated so this took me a bloody long time to figure out but I finally made it pink, woo! I like to write and tell long stories which many people tend to zone out of so I decided to make a blog to rant about these dilemmas in my life (running out of teabags, unplucked eyebrows, lack of hairclips etc) I’ll try to do this as often as I can and try to keep everybody entertained! If you have any suggestions please let me know 🙂 and if you dont like my blogs well then dont…