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    Snapchat: The biggest mistake of your life…

    So as a girl who uses Snapchat everyday, I have decided to share my top 10 Snapchat rules! Yes, they may seem like common sense but trust me, one wrong click and you could be single forever… 10) Don’t make the mistake of ‘Oh I’ll send this really hot guy a really ugly snap because it shows I can have a laugh’, it’s been 4 hours, he’s not going to reply… 9) Only send sudocrem selfies if you’re ready for the consequences that follow. 8) Always place the writing over that spot that has developed into a second head. 7) If you’re going to send buck tooth or cross eyed…

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    Countdown Of Annoying Dad Habits

    My Dad Steve is quite an eccentric man, so I decided he would be a lot of fun to write about! Here is a countdown of all his annoying habits, I could have gone on forever… 20) When he refers to my sister and I as ‘Flea’ and ‘Meredith’ Flea…really? 19) ‘Fe, since when don’t you like Spaghetti Bolognese?’ SINCE THE 4TH OF JANUARY 1996. 18) When he continues to call my bestfriend Amy ‘Amy Turtle’ 8 years down the line…Who the hell is Amy Turtle?  17) When he says ‘That gets right on my tripe!’ I have recently been informed tripe is cows intestines or something vile like that.…

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    CAOHNO

    That dreaded time of year has arrived. The moment we have all been waiting for since we knew it existed. Those 3 letters that we all hate to hear. CAO. Some people may ponder the meaning of the letters and personally for me they mean ‘Crying Aloud On my own’. Obviously this isn’t the actual meaning, but I genuinely couldn’t tell you what it actually is so please don’t ask…My first ever dream that I can remember having was to be the next Britney Spears. I thought this was going pretty well for me until this evening, 14 years later, when I was sitting in the car with my mum…

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    My Nights Out Adventures! More to come…

    As I am lying in bed on a dull Sunday evening in complete denial about school tomorrow, I have realised that the only things getting me through this year are a) food and b) nights out. B seemed like it would be a more interesting topic to write about and wouldn’t tempt me to make a late night trip down to the kitchen. So, what does appeal to me so much about going out late at night while freezing to death and spending the majority of the night crying in the bathrooms? Is it the moody bouncers, the challenge of putting on fake eyelashes or the strange middle aged men…