No matter how sad I sound, I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here is ALWAYS the highlight of my year. I would love to go on this show! (hint hint) Well, no, I would end up being the next Gillian McKeith or something. I would cry everyday, refuse to do any trials involving animals, small spaces and water (so all of them really) and want to kill everybody in there. The only positive aspects would be losing weight and a possible jungle romance. Every year I’m like “WHO IS THIS PERSON?” and my dad is like “Sure he was a huge celebrity in the 80’s!” Ori yeah. So anyway, if I had my way, this would be who I would send in…
1. Karl Pilkington
He would win the show, there really is no question about it. Just imagine An Idiot Abroad every single night for three weeks, life would be great…
2. Miley Cyrus
Granted this is very unlikely, but I never know if I like this girl or not so I need to form a better opinion…
3. Ed Sheeran
Yeah so if you could put me on the show for the same series as Ed that would be great…
4. Justin Bieber
Misunderstood or just genuinely annoying? Hmmm…
5. A member of the Kardashian/Jenner family
Look, this is my dream line-up and I regret nothing…
6. Zayn Malik or Perrie Edwards
Preferably Zayn though. We need to know the truth okay, I’m doing this for the good of others not for the shower moments I swear…
7. Katie Hopkins
I know she is the most irritating thing on the planet but there is nothing worse than an uneventful series of I’m A Celeb…
8. Hugh Grant
He’s supposed to be quite mean in real life, but I’ll believe it when I see it…
9. Amanda Bynes
The troubled child star is now back in great health so I think she would make a great contestant.
10. Katy Perry AND Taylor SwiftLook Taylor, I’m sorry and you know I love you but I also love the entertainment this show brings me so the struggle is real right now… not that I’m proud of my evil side or anything, mwahahaha…
To be honest though, Ant and Dec being the presenters means that the show never lets us down. You can’t deny it’s well worth a watch, and I think we’ve all missed Bob! Never forget…
Who would you like to see in the jungle? It’s just around the corner so time to start stocking up on food for the three weeks… fish eyes and kangaroo testicles anyone?
