We still love them though, dammit…
1. “Yeah, you look fine.”
Fine? FINE? You’re telling me I just spent the past four hours gluing on better lashes to my own lashes, contouring like Kim K, applying four layers of tan, pushing my boobs up to the point where I can’t breathe anymore and out of all the words in your vocabulary you decide to use fine?
2. “Sorry I can’t meet up anymore, I have a match at 3.”
Well at least you have a match this afternoon, because you won’t bloody have a girlfriend…
3. “Why are you wearing heels?”
Because I am 5’4″ and fabulous.
4. “Woah you ate that really fast, you must have been hungry!”
