You Know You Need To Start Keeping Up With Your Own Life When You’re Dreaming About The Kardashians

Lads, I don’t know about you but the Kardashian/Jenner clan are starting to take over my life. To be honest, at first I didn’t really like Kim, but now if someone says something bad about her I jump in to defend her. SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW I EXIST.

Everyone knows Kylie is my favourite, I even have teal hair at the moment. I pay more attention to Kylie’s life than mine. I apologise to all of my friends if you feel replaced, but she’s just so cool. The other day I woke up at 4am sleep talking about meeting up with her…is that even healthy? Do I need help? I NEED to click on every Kylie story and I can’t get my head around the fact that she is younger than me. Wow, have I been living my life wrong or what? She is by far the coolest family member. Even that Snapchat story of her eating the fried chicken. That chicken is dead and doesn’t have any idea how heroic he ended up to be. Luckiest chicken ever.

Kendall is also one that grabs my attention, I feel she’s a lot more simple and subtle than Kylie but still SO HOT. Like seriously, the face of Estee Lauder at age 19 and I can’t even afford any Estee Lauder products. Life is grim, eh?

Today I went for a nap and woke up very confused by ANOTHER Kardashian dream.

I can’t keep up with my own family but I can tell you where my main gals went for lunch yesterday and probs what they ordered.

My life is slowly passing me by as I focus on theirs, I need a good slap.

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