When it comes to the science of profile pictures and selfies, women are very up to date on it (or maybe it’s just me and I’m a psycho, idk). Anyway, when it comes down to it I would much rather you using your valuable likes on my fab profiler which I spent a good ten minutes editing and choosing a nice filter for, rather than giving your likes to that girl who already gets 879 likes. SHE DOESN’T NEED ANOTHER ONE. Am I invisible? Why is it that I am in love with you but you choose to ignore my expert use of Valencia?
I will never get 800 likes, I struggle to get my own mother to like it, so it would be nice if you could at least pretend I don’t look like an alien all the time…
Here are (my) social media picture rules men need to know (and when I say men I mean men that I want to love me, I’m not fussy at all)…
Rule #1: You can only like my profile pictures and selfies.
Rule #2: Rule number one is the most important rule of all.
Rule #3: Okay fine, you can occasionally like my friends pictures.
Rule #4: Rule number 3 only applies if I am also in the picture being my usual stunning self.
Rule #5: Ignore rules 3 and 4.
Something tells me my expectations are too high, oops!
Hope you enjoyed this daily dose of crazy!