Rant Of The Week: When Your Sister Is Going To San Francisco

My sister is heading off to America tomorrow for the summer and as annoying as she is, I must say, I’m actually going to miss her, but also can’t wait to lose the role of middle child. Saying that, I hope she brings the oldest child responsibilities in her suitcase with her because I can’t be dealing with those all by myself.

I have many feelings about her leaving, she is my partner in crime, which is why I’m 99% sure she is going to sneak my only bottle of Cocoa Brown into her bag. I am going to spend the next 3 months realising half my stuff is missing and I am not okay with that. Luckily, I get to sleep in her double bed all summer, but what good is that when she won’t be underneath it to grab my legs after watching a horror film? It’s the end of an era… 
Looking at her wardrobe now all possibilities of happiness have been crushed because she has left all the stuff that I never wear and doesn’t fit me. Which means I either have to wear my own clothes or go shopping for a new wardrobe that resembles hers. It’s a hard life. 
When we aren’t fighting over socks and she isn’t chucking my stuff at me that has gradually built up to take over every corner of her room we are usually bitching and laughing about all the old times like when she sent me a fake Hogwarts letter…
This summer will take some getting used to that’s for sure. Gonna miss ya Smelodie!

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