Modern dating is like a skyscraper where elevators don’t exist. Each floor is another level, but we rarely make it to the top because we’re bloody exhausted from trying to …
“Ever been in a physical love triangle with an ex-boyfriend and your new boyfriend who didn’t know he was your boyfriend yet?”
I was in my usual Saturday night spot, feeling great, single and free as a bird. Walking through the smoking area, I saw the guy I fancied. Cue 80s lovesong …
“By the third tin of processed peas I was ready to chuck one at my own head as he became more and more flirtatious with my mother…”
My mum is always on the hunt for the man of my dreams. I don’t really know why, grandchildren or something I guess? Or she is sick to death of …
“He was my greatest contradiction, everything wrong about him was magnetic…”
Daylight crept in slowly and quietly, just like the realisation. He pulled me in closer, the realisation hadn’t hit him yet, or had it? He was in that dreamy state …
“It was an aggressive grab and pull motion as if he was picking homegrown vegetables…”
“Is there a rash?” I demanded to know, before my friend started examining my lip in a bathroom cubicle. 30 minutes previously I had been chatting to a stranger on …
Romance With Roadrunner
“Get up, I have to be there at 9!” I was dressed and ready for the appointment he was supposed to be walking me to. His get up and go …
