Can We All Jump On The Zayn Train?

Is it just me who thinks Zayn Malik is the biggest idiot ever for being caught in flirty pictures with some girl who isn't Perrie? Well saying that, I did think he was the biggest idiot ever until I found out that the girl in the pictures was also saying nothing happened. Girl, if rumours spread worldwide that you had some sort of fling with a One Direction member just go with it, duh? Anyone wanna spread those rumours about me nah? Ori.

No but being honest here, poor Perrie. No wonder Zayn has left the One Direction tour for a while, he has some serious little things to do to gain back his fiancées trust 100%. For me that would involve tea, titanic and repeatedly singing 'Gotta Be You' while feeding me chocolate, but hey, who ever listens to my opinions! 

One Direction member or not, the only direction I'd be sending him is out the door and luring Harry in instead!  Okay, well, thats probably easier said than done and realistically I can't see Harry agreeing...

To be completely honest, I'm devo about Perrie and all that but do you think this means we all have a chance with Zayn Malik? We can dream...

Rant Of The Week: Manchester Moments

I'm leaving Manchester tomorrow but there are a few things that have annoyed me while I am here so I said I'd do a general Manchester Rant Of The Week :)

1) Firstly, we are nowhere near a Primark. I was expecting eight stories of endless bargains and happiness but nope, nothing. Not even a small Primark..back to Penneys clonmel I go!

2) Our hotel room is haunted. No joke. The kettle boils by itself sometimes and something randomly fell off the desk without anyone moving it. Come for a nice quiet weekend away and end up getting possessed, just my luck...

3) If you actually want to buy any of the football merchandise you'd need to be on the team and getting their wages because its so bloody expensive... 

4) No sign of the Beckhams anywhere. How unforch. 

5) I genuinely thought I was going to die at the match when the fans got angry and when the random guy beside me started shaking me in excitement as United scored. Almost as much of a near death experience as that time I (kinda, sorta, ish) got chased by a bull (Cow eating grass in the same field as me..obviously I wasn't eating grass, but you know what I mean). These things scare me okay... 

Heading home tomorrow, another long day of travelling! I asked for a celeb or two but got ghosts instead so I must say I'm quite looking forward to returning to my comfort zone... 

I've loved this football trip away. Obviously it's no Disneyland but I'll still be back eventually! Hopefully sitting with Colleen and Victoria, not that I ask for much or anything... 

Why Didn't Anyone Tell Me That Ronaldo Left Man United In 2009?

Sooo I have to get up at 4am tomorrow morning to go to Manchester ha..

It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't been informed earlier today that Ronaldo hasn't been playing for Man Utd since about 2009..like what? Who will I stare at now? It's very unlikely that the Beckhams will be there, so will I actually have to watch the match? What does one wear to Old Trafford anyway? Sporty stuff? Lads this is a bit of a dilemma for me...

Other than all of these issues I actually am very excited! I can't wait to hit the shops. I'm sure I will be flooding your Instagram newsfeeds with pictures over the next few days! My Rant Of The Week will probably involve me not being able to see the match because I forgot my glasses or be about me getting food thrown at me by some crazy football fan (my dad) orrrr I'll be telling you all about my trip to a Manchester hospital after being knocked out by the football flying through the air that was attracted to my face! Sure look its all life experience so Manchester let's be havin ya!

Wish me luck!

My face when I realise that a match goes on for 90 minutes...

Rant Of The Week: Let The World Dance

Bullying is one of the most heartbreaking issues happening in the world on a daily basis. The reason I have chosen this as my rant of the week is because of the picture of the dancing man with the caption "Spotted this specimen trying to dance the other week. He stopped when he saw us laughing." This made me so upset the moment I saw it. How can people be so cruel? How can you get any sort of enjoyment out of upsetting somebody else? It isn't funny and it definitely doesn't make you cool in any way.

It is devastating to think that people suffer due to bullying everyday. We've all seen it, particularly in school. As a girl who has experienced it herself before, I can tell you that there is nothing quite like the feeling of being picked on or isolated. You shouldn't be made to feel like that by anybody, whether they're seventeen or seventy five. Bullying is bullying. Bullying isn't having a laugh, bullying is getting enjoyment out of someone else's misery, I don't see the funny side of that?

I could rant about this issue forever. So to conclude, stand up for yourself, stand up for each other and don't let anybody ever stop you from dancing! You will always meet people that are trying to drag you down, rise above it because at the end of the day no matter how much they may criticise your appearance, your personality or anything else about you, life is too short to let the opinions of these people have power over the opinions of the people in your life that actually matter. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

Keep dancing people :) x 

Can We Please All Have A Moments Silence For The Scalp Of Kim K

The moment I saw that Kim Kardashian had gone blonde I was sure I was going to hate it. Unfortunately, the longer I stare at it, the harder it becomes to hate it. Obviously I prefer her brunette but I actually quite like the blonde! Or maybe I just like the new chop? Not quite sure! Either way, this woman is receiving worldwide attention yet again, while her scalp is involuntarily being dragged through the depths of hell. Been there my friend.

Blonde isn't all it's cracked up to be, they're supposed to have more fun, but in between my hair almost snapping off and my scalp being burnt to pieces by bleach, I don't recall the fun part? The reaction of my school also wasn't that fun either? Or the fact that I had to wear makeup every single day because the blonde made me look so washed out? Yeah lads some laugh. No wonder the woman looks so serious all the time her hair must be completely frazzled and ready to fall out.

As the daughter of a hairdresser I don't mind experimenting with my hair, but I must say it is in an awful state now. Stained with reds and purples, straw like from bleach and with disgraceful roots because I'm trying to grow out my natural colour for healthier hair. No wonder she had it all chopped off! I can't even do a Kylie Jenner on it because the blue would never come up in my hair...

I wonder what's more damaged, Kim's hair right now, or North when she's old enough to see her mothers attempt to break the internet?

Kim girl hope you're okay hun x 

Does Bargain Hunting Count As A Sport?

There is nothing I love more than a good bargain! People spending hundreds of euro on a coat or a pair of shoes while Im in Penneys clearing my purse of coppers!

I love buying different bits and pieces and putting them together to create a new outfit. I'm a huge fan of charity shops! Some people seem to never go in but I don't understand why, I've found loads of fab things in charity shops! A lot of the time it's big names with small prices, and you're helping a good cause :) I've never been a devoted follower of the more expensive brands..maybe to treat myself yes, but in general if I see a handbag or pair of boots I like I head into Penney's to see if they have something similar, which they do 99% of the time! I picked up this gorgeous jumpsuit today in a charity shop for 10 euro. Such a flattering fit! The bright green would not usually be my colour because I'm so pale but I couldn't leave this so with a bit of tan I'll be flying! It looks gorgeous with heels, can be worn casual or dressy :) 

Would highly recommend having a browse, fashion doesn't have to completely empty your purse! :) 

Fe xx 

Rant Of The Week: The Reality Of Early Mornings After Nights Out

Death. Death is the result of early mornings after nights out. We've all been there my friend...
LETS ALL GET DRUNK AND NOT SLEEP AT ALL WOOO! Ah, a great idea until you're sitting in Maccy D's at quarter past two stuffing your face with chicken nuggets knowing that you have to work or travel in a few hours. You try to face your alarm clock and the world at half seven in the morning with your pale face which has been drained of all life apart from a few patches of Estee Lauder Double Wear while your eyelashes are half hanging off. Nothing can be done, this day will be hell, almost as bad as the stink of alcohol and tan radiating off you. 

My mood on these days is similar to my mood in Leaving Cert when I had to face Double French. Low, very very low. I am like the Antichrist, don't be surprised if you see me coming down the stairs backwards or if my head starts spinning. 

Maybe I should start going by the rule that if my selfie game isn't strong before going out, then I shouldn't go out at all? It's the Universe way of telling me that the world isn't ready for me tonight.

"Put those pyjamas back on girl, ya look rotten..." - Universe