Wednesday, 7 October 2015

Five Things We Wish Our Mothers Would Stop Doing

There really is no explanation needed for this one. Mother, please stop. Oh, and can I borrow some money to buy myself a naggin for tonight?

Here are five things we wish our mothers would stop doing...

1. Leaving us alone in the supermarket queue
Okay, I know I'm nearly 20 but this fear will last forever. It's nearly my turn and still no sign of my mother or the unnecessary bag of frozen veg that she went back to get. What do I do? I can't breathe properly... are a few carrots really worth this emotional trauma?


2. Picking up random sayings that she thinks are cool
The other day after dinner my mum actually said: "Thanks, that was totes amazeballs" My brother then told me not to put that in this blog post because he didn't want the world to know... can't blame the poor lad really...


3. Trying to zoom in on Instagram
NOOO, STOP! WE ARE 67 WEEKS DEEP ON HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S BESTFRIEND'S SISTER'S PROFILE.


4. Using the washing line as an escape plan during an argument
Nice dramatic door slam but you dropped a sock...


5. Trying to turn us into adults
Look, I'm not here by choice, you gave birth to me, therefore I think you should book my doctors appointment and come in with me... you brought this on yourself...


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