1. Make-up stains
Tan and orange foundation should be banned from fitting rooms altogether. "Wow don't I look fab in this Sally Hansen soaked bodycon?"

2. When it's reduced and you realise it's an imperfect item
Ohhhhhh it has a huge rip down the front and a broken zip so that's why it is now €55 instead of €60. What a great €5 reduction for risking looking like I've been predrinking with Freddy Krueger.

3. A person beside you also eyeing up the last size 10
Just gotta subtly knock them aside with your Kim K booty.

4. "The items on the floor are the only ones left"
Ummm yeah but the cream won't go with my white heels so can you please go look just incase before I sprawl across the floor and burst into tears?

5. Not being able to find ANYTHING
What am I going to wear now? My communion dress? School uniform? An outfit I wore last month?! That's it, I'm not going.

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